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• Question via danaportwood
  Anonymous asked: what DO you listen to?
  
  

  I like listening to the sound of rocks scraping together, mostly.

  Question via danaportwood
• Chat via iwrestledablanketonce
  How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
  Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
  Chat via iwrestledablanketonce
• Photo via daangmel
  

  I want a mouth to make out with.

  Photo via daangmel
• Question via dannybrito
  Anonymous asked: I bet you smell like beyonce's dirty monkey vagina
  
  

  i actually smell like a cherub angel that fell from heaven in to a pile of cotton candy thank you very much.

  

  Question via dannybrito